You know exactly what you are getting when you go to watch a Jason Statham movie. There is a playbook that is followed with just enough deviation to make the film slightly different from its predecessors. They usually have a one-word title (Mutiny makes 17 one-word title movies that he’s made), and Statham is portraying some kind of stoic or loner, usually with some kind of military, law enforcement, or possibly assassin background. And finally, typically due to circumstances beyond his control, he is forced to break his isolation, usually to help the innocent and bring down a governmental or criminal conspiracy. Like I said, you know what you are getting when you go to see a Jason Statham movie, and in many respects, Mutiny follows that playbook to a tee. The thing is one thing I can honestly say has never happened while I watched a Jason Statham movie: I’ve never been bored. And Mutiny is no different. Because no matter what the plot is, Statham is going to deliver an action-packed experience that doesn’t rely on a lot of unrealistic sequences. Practically everything that he does, every way that he dispatches someone, is grounded in reality, and I have zero trouble believing that he could kill someone that way if he really wanted to.

The title is an obvious nod to the popular tabletop game, and while Hungry doesn't reinvent the wheel, it is a mid-tier thriller. The narrative centers around a diverse group of holidaymakers who book a routine alligator-watching flatboat tour through the Louisiana bayou. There were some familiar faces amongst the cast, such as Madison Davenport, who I haven’t seen since the television version of From Dusk Till Dawn, as well as Joaquim de Almeida, who serves as the primary human catalyst for the film's deadly events. Following watching the film, I did find myself having to research the overall likelihood of an African hippopotamus in the Louisiana bayou. Not so much because I consider the idea a legitimate threat, but more so because I wanted to identify just how out-of-left-field the premise of the film was overall. Based on my research, I was correct to surmise that the idea was out of left field, but not quite as much as I thought it was. Because on the one had there are no wild hippos in the bayous of Louisiana or anywhere else in the United States, but the idea of hippos in the bayou does comes from a real historical proposal.

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.'"

See if you can follow me here. The Saint started as a serious of novels by Leslie Charteris in 1926. He was a debonair "spy" who dressed with sophistication and really liked the ladies. He liked the finer things in life, and that often included a nice new weapon or gadget from time to time. I think you're with me so far. He reminds you of Ian Fleming's James Bond. And it's true that Fleming based his super spy on two people. One of them was himself. Yes, Ian Fleming worked on Her Majesty's Secret Service. He was inspired by The Saint, Simon Templar, for many of his personality attributes. The character drifted for decades. There were several Hollywood versions from the 1930's to the 1950's. Like Bond, he was played by several actors, including the immortal Vincent Price. But it wasn't until 1961 that James Bond took his first steps on the path of becoming the most successful movie franchise in the history of the industry. Sean Connery brought the larger-than-life spy to life on the silver screen, and it caused an avalanche of movies, books, and particularly television shows

"One thing I remember about me pap was that he always used to throw me up in the air. Yeah, heh heh ... but he'd never be there when I come down, you know. Heh heh heh. Boy, he had a sensek'a humor, didn't he? Yeah, that was me pap. I remember the time he gave me a electric eel as a toy. Hah, yeah, that was fun. Or, or he'd rock me cradle real, real, real hard and I'd lose me formula. And then he'd say "One day, you'll be a sailor." Heh that's ... that's what I yam today, yeah. Hm. Yeah. Sometimes he'd bounce me on his knee. Heh, most o' the time he'd miss, though, 'cos he couldn't see too well with one eye ... heh, oh, me pap, yeah ..."

It all started with, of all people, Dustin Hoffman. He had a desire to make something that was very kid-friendly.. His original idea was maybe a clown version of Dracula or Frankenstein, and he took the idea to producer Robert Evans. Evans thought the horror comedies were a terrible idea, but in the conversation it came up that the theme from Popeye cartoons was still pulling in over $75,000 in royalties after decades since the last cartoons were made. So the idea of a musical based on Popeye was born. He went to King Features Syndication, who hold the Popeye rights, and bought the film rights.

The “death whistle” is something I’ve seen gain some popularity with several of the paranormal YouTubers latching on to this artifact for content. The death whistle is basically an Aztec artifact that resembles a skull, and when you blow into it there’s a creepy screaming noise that comes out of it. Because it’s an artifact from so long ago, archaeologists basically have to guess about what it was used for. For the film they take some liberties and say it was used to conjure “death”, and basically death will track you down and kill you sooner than you were supposed to die. So is Whistle worth checking out, or is it a film that had me begging to blow into a death whistle because the film couldn’t end fast enough? The film has a fun opening sequence where we see a high school basketball player being stalked by death after scoring the winning basket for his team. This sequence follows many familiar tropes, setting up the rules of the film and showing us that death just can’t be reasoned with. We even see him destroy the whistle, but that does nothing, because he still ends up a victim.

"Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbor. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world, even a Soviet one, there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love." 

For many, Saving Private Ryan has been the measure of the perfect war film in the modern era. Without question the Steven Spielberg film is a milestone in depicting battle on the screen. But I’m going to make the possibly unpopular statement that Enemy At The Gates is a better film, and the standard by which war films should now be measured. The movie is at least almost as good technically as Private Ryan. There are battle scenes that offer the same caliber of shocking reality. And even if this movie falls a little short of the technical marvel that Private Ryan was, this movie captures the human element of war time in a way I hadn’t seen before or since.

"Fado. Fado. Long, long ago, deep in the woods there was a small stone hut. And inside the stone hut there lived an old Cailleach, a witch. Preying upon the lost, the evil old crone would first put the doomed travelers under her spell, leaving them as dazzled and vulnerable as lamplit game. The witch would shackle her stunned prey before taking them on a tour of the underworld. And sometimes a hand or a claw would reach out from the dark and tear a piece from these at the end of her chain. Pluck out an eye. Peel off an ear. And sometimes they took something from a little boy that was more valuable to him than his eyes or his ears. Any guesses which part of you that might be?"

That's just the perfect start for the latest folk horror story from the writer/director of Oddity and the lesser Caveat. Of course, I'm talking about young writer/director Damien McCarthy. He seems to have a thing for one-word titles, because his latest scare comes in the form of Hokum out on UHD Blu-ray and 4K from Neon and Alliance Entertainment. It's a refreshing effort that delivers a nice story complete with the kind of atmosphere that pulls you into the dark tale. He doesn't fall to the temptation of the cheating jump scare, and the result is well-worth the pick-up.

So, I’m usually a huge fan of dialog. That's normally my jam. I love some good wordplay. However, in the case of Exit 8, the minimalism of the dialog worked in my favor given my inability to understand Japanese. And when there are subtitles, I find my focus split between paying attention and reading. However, fortunately, Exit 8 Director Genki Kawamura intentionally constructed the film with a sparse script to replicate the isolation and quiet focus of the original video game. That’s right, it is based on a video game, and based on my research it is a pretty good likeness of the game in terms of story mechanics, visual and environmental continuity, as well as overlapping anomalies and non-playable characters (a.k.a NPCs). Inspired by the concept of liminal spaces such as the fictional Backrooms 4chain imageboard thread, the game, as well as the movie, is set in a passageway of the Japanese metro. Within this setting, the main character, an unnamed man (dubbed “The Lost Man”) is caught in a looping subway corridor and must spot possible anomalies in each loop to escape.

"I'd like to talk to you a little bit, ladies and gentlemen, about how I got in this business. There's been a lot written and a lot said, but never from my side of the story.. " 

The above quote shows up at the very beginning and very end of Baz Luhrmann's EPiC, so you pretty much know what he considered his mission to be on this film. EPiC cleverly spells out to Elvis Presley in Concert, but this is so much more than a concert film. So much so that I suspect anyone expecting this to be a concert film is likely to be disappointed. I think it was a mistake for so much of the film's marketing to leave that impression. What you get is actually so much deeper and better than a concert film. It doesn't really stand up to any traditional label. It's a documentary, but it's not. It's a concert film, but it's not. So what exactly is EPiC, and should you care that NEON and Alliance Entertainment have tag-teamed to bring it to you in UHD Blu-ray in wonderful 4K? Let me try to answer that for you.

Writer Andy Weir has a bit of a predictable science fiction style that has already struck box office gold. His novel The Martian was directed by the iconic Ridley Scott and starred Matt Damon as a lone astronaut stranded on the planet Mars. Weir's stories have a common theme that mankind might find the answers that confound us on Earth out there among the planets and the stars. Fans of that kind of hopeful science fiction won't be disappointed when they encounter Phil Lord and Christopher Miller's adaptation of another one of Weir's hopeful space stories called Project Hail Mary. The duo have been noted for their work in the Sony Spider-verse films and have most experience with animated features. Their work on Project Hail Mary should elevate them deservedly in the world of live-action science fiction with this recent release.